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35 Posts About The Funny Names Kids Give Things

35 Posts About The Funny Names Kids Give Things

Few people approach the level of creativity that children bring to the English language. In fact, the funny malapropisms and original turns of phrase that kids come up with are often superior to the official terms. At least, that’s what their parents seem to think. Below, we’ve rounded up 35 posts from parents on Threads, Bluesky and X about what kids call things. Enjoy!Related...35 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Parenting In Numbers25 Tweets About What It's Like To Hide From Your Kids29 Funny Tweets About Santa, From Parents Keeping Up The Charade

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