Denise Welch's Hyperpop Single Is The Early Christmas Gift We Didn't Know We Needed

Denise Welch has just unveiled the Christmas single no one could have predictedThe year is 2025. Band Aid is cancelled, streaming has killed the Christmas number one, and Denise Welch is dropping hyperpop festive bangers about Maltesers. We’re so back, baby.The Loose Women and Corrie legend (and hun culture goliath) has added her own contribution to the canon of Christmas bangers, in a Brat-inspired move that will surely see her pal Charli XCX giving her approval.View this post on InstagramDenise’s new festive tune Slayyy Bells is part of Celebrations’ Christmas campaign, and sees the actor and presenter spitting lines about serving looks as well as turkey, as well as – in a lyric that goes straight to the heart of the festive season – hailing the superiority of the Malteser compared to the bottom-of-the-barrel Bounty.“My sister likes a Malteser, but so do I, you see. So all she finds is wrappers and just one little Bounty,” she raps (?) on the track. It’s all very RuPaul’s Drag Race maxi challenge, in the best way. “I love Christmas, but sometimes I want to shake things up a bit,” Denise enthused in a press release for the track. “We don’t always have to have turkey, we don’t have to play charades!! We can celebrate this special holiday our way. This remix, apart from being cool, catchy and a sure-fire hit, is all about having fun. “So, stay in your PJs, have your dinner at night if you like and dance around the tree with a Celebrations tub on your head!!! Once you’ve eaten them that is!!!” Denise has clearly been inspired by her recent time rubbing shoulders with the friends of her famous son, The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.She recently popped over to Sicily to attend Charli’s wedding celebrations, after the Grammy winner tied the knot with The 1975 drummer George Daniel, where guests included the likes of Troye Sivan and Shygirl.Meanwhile, Denise recently spoke out about becoming an unintentional part of Charli’s headline Glastonbury set when her name was emblazoned on a Brat flag at the festival over the summer.We can only imagine a tropical house banger will be next on Denise’s studio to-do list when we move on to warmer climes, just in time for Love Island…READ MORE:We Literally Can't Stop Watching Denise Welch's Epic Footage From Charli XCX's WeddingDenise Welch Slams 'Pathetic' Ofcom Complaints After Meghan Markle Debate On Loose WomenDenise Welch Shares The 1 Reason She's Not Losing Sleep Over Taylor Swift And Matty Healy's Split

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