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How to stay married, by JILLY COOPER. No one knew more about affairs of the heart - and bedroom. Now we republish her joyously outrageous guide to surviving as a couple

How to stay married, by JILLY COOPER. No one knew more about affairs of the heart - and bedroom. Now we republish her joyously outrageous guide to surviving as a couple

More than 40 years ago, I wrote a piece for a newspaper about the screaming domestic chaos of my first months of marriage.

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