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Schoolboy's James Bond 'fart' joke leaves judges shaken and stirred in national competition

Schoolboy's James Bond 'fart' joke leaves judges shaken and stirred in national competition

Harry McElhiney, a P7 youngster at Halfmerke Primary, will represent South Lanarkshire at the finals in Holyrood.

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