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The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Oct. 25-31)

The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (Oct. 25-31)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parentspost about them in the funniest ways.Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.Related...Spare A Thought For The Parents Of These Kids And Their Unexpected Halloween Costume RequestsThe 'Life Saving' Snuggly White Noise Toy Parents Are Calling A Bedtime Essential6 Phrases Adult Children Are Desperate To Hear From Their Parents

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