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What I want at my funeral, by JILLY COOPER. The writer imagined it for us before her death - to the charming items she wants in the coffin to the outfit she'll be wearing

What I want at my funeral, by JILLY COOPER. The writer imagined it for us before her death - to the charming items she wants in the coffin to the outfit she'll be wearing

For my own funeral, I think I'd want to look quite tidy, wearing a bra and a trouser suit, because of my legs.

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