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Taylor Swift’s ‘Life of a Showgirl’ lyrics are awful: Awkward ‘d–k’ jokes and petty celeb beefs

Taylor Swift’s ‘Life of a Showgirl’ lyrics are awful: Awkward ‘d–k’ jokes and petty celeb beefs

The songs from Taylor Swift's 12th album are a frankly laughable blend of clunky cliches, weird sex jokes and a real Salisbury Steak of celeb beefs that make you shake your head, not shake it off.

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