Best of the Babylon Bee: Zohran Mamdani horrified to discover he now has a job

Best of the Babylon Bee: Zohran Mamdani horrified to discover he now has a job

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

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