27 Funny Posts About What Kids Call Things

Children don’t always know the dictionary-official words for things, but the alternative terms and phrases they come up with are often even better than the real ones. That’s why many parents and caregivers take to platforms like Threads and X to share the funniest malapropisms and creative turns of phrase they’ve heard from kids.Below, we’ve rounded up 27 hilarious examples, from “cloud adventures” to “a Moroccan troll”.Related...There's A New Number Replacing 'Six-Seven' And You're About To Hear A Lot More Of ItI'm A Podiatrist – These Are The Best Kids' School Shoes To BuyIs It 'Weird' To Be Naked Around Your Kids?

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27 Funny Posts About What Kids Call Things