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Charlene Kaye: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

The millennial musician and comedian on the clips that melt her brain, from Christian rap to 2012-core esoterica and an epic televised free-jazz failGet our weekend culture and lifestyle emailI’m a millennial musician who was there at the buttcrack of dawn of MySpace and YouTube, so girl, I’VE BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING. Did my personal MySpace page have a nauseating Lisa-Frank-on-acid aesthetic with a mouse cursor that transformed into a unicorn spewing glitter when it moved? Absolutely. Did I have a Xanga page with cringe poetry that detailed things I wanted to do to Keanu Reeves while Such Great Heights played on a loop in the background? Of course my basic ass did.I think my internet sense of humour is rooted mainly in a deep, sincere love for bad music, which is any music that gives me a manic grin and makes me whisper to myself, “What the fuck … ” I need to know how these works of art got greenlit. I need to know why there are 17 lead vocal tracks on the Cadillac song (see below). I need to know if Nick Jonas practised AT ALL before going on stage at the CMAs. I need to know if the Christian music influencers know they are using a blaccent, or if they know a single Black person. Either way, the results are a gift to us all. Or a gift to me, anyway. Continue reading...

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