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Eurovision song contest 2025 – live!

It’s time for the world’s biggest musical extravaganza! Follow along with us live – and brace yourself for a wild night …No Eurovision live blog is complete without some bingo card suggestions. Of course, if you want to have a shot of drink each time you spot one of these things, you are welcome, but drinking is not compulsory. Instead you can just shout out “What the hell just happened?” or “Serving kant!” or whatever floats your particular boat. But not “When I say, ‘Sweet, sweet’, you say, ‘Yum, yum’” because that did not qualify. *shakes fist at sky again*Here are my suggestions …✨✨✨ Costume change! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Performance designed to look great on TV looks terrible in the hall! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Unexpected French language in the bagging area! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ An artist’s dog appears! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Man plays three instruments in one song, but one of the instruments is rubbish ✨✨✨✨✨✨ A painfully high note is delivered! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Abrupt genre change! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Someone presses the button to make fire appear on stage! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Twelve points from Cyprus to Greece! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Oversized instruments! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ A bald man joins in halfway through and ruins a song! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ You’re live blogger makes a typo! [THAT’S THE JOKE] ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Cynical “uplifting” key change near the end! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ The wind machine is activated! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Guitar shreddage! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Inexplicable mask! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ The boys are bare-chested again! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ An overlong pause delivering the “Douze points” when we are already running behind! ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Sophie Ellis-Bexter klaxon ✨✨✨ Continue reading...

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