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Best of the Babylon Bee: Kamala announces she will step away from politics to spend more time with vodka

Best of the Babylon Bee: Kamala announces she will step away from politics to spend more time with vodka

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day.

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