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Story of crook who wanted to sell Scottish tea to China is like an Ealing comedy

Story of crook who wanted to sell Scottish tea to China is like an Ealing comedy

The spirit of Ealing comedies is alive and well in Scotland, thanks to one of the most audacious, daft, comedic true crime stories to descend upon us in decades. In fact, the story of the Wee Tea Plantation (told in court this week) reveals a plotline so infused with dark farcical comedy that Creative Scotland should be reaching for the cheque book right now. And searching for the next Alec Guinness.

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